The Nose Ring Test Drive

At first, I didn't like them. In Joan Osborne's video back in the day, I remember that it was all I could see.

But now? Well, everytime I see a woman with one I'm jealous.

And no, it has nothing to do with the fact that I really like Nerf Herder's "Nose Ring Girl Song." Though I do.

I decided to test drive the magnetic version. But John doesn't like it and I doubt my boss would be a fan.

Still, if I could, I would. Because there is something about the assymetry of it that is appealing. And are pretty. And shiny. And fun. And I would really, really like the real thing.

Because you know what? The magnetic version comes off when you sneeze.
© Random Cathy
Maira Gall